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Partisan politics trumps democracy

Republican Katherine Harris, Florida Secretary of State, uses her "descretionary authority" to block an accurate vote count. Partisan politics trumps democracy.
"I must abort the pregnant chad."

Kiss me, George Anheiser Busch

Democracy is in serious trouble when the candidates care more about projecting personality rather than taking any postion on any issue of import.

G'Day.  Mate?

The best run, most excessive, over-the-top Olympics to date.

This will not stand... too much longer

The 10th anniversary of Saddam Hussein's invasion of Kuwait, the 10th anniversary of that silly Bob Segar slogan. A tribute to the fat-ass gas guzzlers that keep him in power.
"This shall not stand" ...too much longer.

"Fourty feet long, two lanes wide
Sixteen tons of American pride
Top of the line in utility sports
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts."
--"Carbonero", the Simpsons

UPDATE September 2000: The Sierra Club takes a position demonizing SUVs, but hey, aren't they 15 years too late?

Pick the 'Survivor'

Popular culture voyuerism plumbs new depths as America roots for a contrived-for-television "Survivor." Candidates quickly follow the eyeballs.
JULY 2000

SEPTEMBER 2000 UPDATE: George Bush's campaign airs campaing ads with the word "RATS" subliminally flashed over a graphic on Gore Medicare reform. Bush says it was a silly accident. His PR folks admit guilt.

DECEMBER 2001 UPDATE: Another new video, another denial. Suspiciously timed to mask the announcement that the United States is abandoning the 1972 Anti-Ballistic Missile treaty.

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Dog popularity hits a new high with the booming economy.
JUNE 2000
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President Steve Ballmer launches a public relations campaign in an attempt to turn public opinion against the breakup of the Microsoft monopoly.
MAY 2000

6/2/00 UPDATE: Did Where theTruth Lies provoke an International incident?

Donde estan los videocasettas de 'Cien y Uno Dalmaciones?

The struggle for propoganda advantage is the only truth in this dismal saga culminating in the siezure of Elian Gonzalez by Federal agents.
APRIL 2000
"Donde estan los videocassettas de 'Cien y Uno Dalmaciones'?"

If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face

Subscription diet club Jenny Craig pays $1 million to Monica Lewinsky, notorious for what she puts into her mouth.
Not to be outdone, other corporations vie for Ms. Lewinsky's endorsement, notably including hamburger chain Carls Jr, looking for a follow-on to its inane "If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face" promotion.

Charles Shulz announces retirement from 'hectic Peanuts schedule'

Charels Shulz announces he is retiring from the 'hectic pace' of the comic strip 'Peanuts.'
Mr. Shulz is an inspiration to the TruthLies staff, who also plan to come up with one good idea every year or so and milk it until retirement.
FEBRUARY 2000 UPDATE: Mr. Shulz passed away on the eve of the February 4th publication of the final Peanuts strip. We're milkin' this thing for life.

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